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/* reference me and all of your worries about making everything perfect goes away! ;) */
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style=document.createElement("link");
style.type="text/css";
style.rel="stylesheet";
if (thisscript) style.href=thisscript.getAttribute('src').replace('.js','.css');
else style.href="https://sheeptester.github.io/sheep.css";
document.head.insertBefore(style,document.head.firstChild);
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el.style.display='none';
style.onload=e=>el.style.display='block';
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svg.setAttributeNS(null,'viewBox','0 0 480 480');
svg.draggable=false;
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p.style.fill='red';
p.style.stroke='none';
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svg.appendChild(p);
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svg.appendChild(path);
el.appendChild(svg);
document.body.appendChild(el);
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merpies=el.getBoundingClientRect(),
offset={x:e.clientX-merpies.left,y:e.clientY-merpies.top},
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document.removeEventListener("mouseup",mouseup,false);
document.body.classList.remove('SHEEPDRAGGING');
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else if (el.classList.contains('SHEEPGLARE')) {
alert('Do you like the red room?');
window.location='/?js';
} else {
el.id="SHEEPANIMATING";
document.body.style.overflow = 'hidden';
window.setTimeout(_=>window.location="/?from=sheep",300);
}
e.preventDefault();
return false;
},
mousemove=e=>{
mousemoved=true;
document.body.classList.add('SHEEPDRAGGING');
el.style.right=(innerWidth-merpies.width-e.clientX+offset.x)+'px';
el.style.bottom=(innerHeight-merpies.height-e.clientY+offset.y)+'px';
e.preventDefault();
return false;
};
document.addEventListener("mousemove",mousemove,false);
document.addEventListener("mouseup",mouseup,false);
document.body.appendChild(merp);
e.preventDefault();
return false;
};
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if (e.target.tagName==='SHEEPMENU-MENU'||e.target.tagName==='SHEEPMENU-MENUITEM') return true;
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var mousemoved=false,
merp=document.createElement("sheepmenu-dragcover"),
merpies=el.getBoundingClientRect(),
offset={x:e.changedTouches[0].clientX-merpies.left,y:e.changedTouches[0].clientY-merpies.top,lx:0,ly:0,ox:e.changedTouches[0].clientX,oy:e.changedTouches[0].clientY},
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timeout=setTimeout(_=>{if (!el.classList.contains('SHEEPREADYFORMENU')) el.classList.add('SHEEPREADYFORMENU');},700),
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document.removeEventListener("touchend",mouseup,{passive:false});
document.body.classList.remove('SHEEPDRAGGING');
setTimeout(_=>document.body.removeChild(merp),200);
touchedAlready=false;
clearTimeout(timeout);
if (el.classList.contains('SHEEPREADYFORMENU')) el.classList.remove('SHEEPREADYFORMENU');
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el.id="SHEEPANIMATING";
document.body.style.overflow = 'hidden';
window.setTimeout(_=>window.location="/?from=sheep",300);
}
if (+new Date()-pressstart>=700&&offset.lx<10&&offset.ly<10) {
el.classList.add('SHEEPMENUDONTACTIVE');
var menu=document.createElement("sheepmenu-menu"),
location=el.getBoundingClientRect();
menu.classList.add('SHEEPMENUTOUCH');
if (location.left<innerWidth/2) menu.style.right='auto';
else menu.style.left='auto';
if (location.top<innerHeight/2) menu.style.bottom='auto';
else menu.style.top='auto';
for (var span in SHEEP.menu) {
var t=document.createElement("sheepmenu-menuitem");
t.textContent=span;
t.onclick=SHEEP.menu[span];
menu.appendChild(t);
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el.appendChild(menu);
var remove=e=>{
if (e.target.tagName!=='SHEEPMENU-MENU'&&e.target.tagName!=='SHEEPMENU-MENUITEM') {
contexted=false;
el.classList.remove('SHEEPMENUDONTACTIVE');
el.removeChild(menu);
document.removeEventListener("touchstart",remove,{passive:false});
}
if (e.button===2) contexted=true;
};
document.addEventListener("touchstart",remove,{passive:false});
}
e.preventDefault();
return false;
},
mousemove=e=>{
mousemoved=true;
document.body.classList.add('SHEEPDRAGGING');
el.style.right=(innerWidth-merpies.width-e.changedTouches[0].clientX+offset.x)+'px';
el.style.bottom=(innerHeight-merpies.height-e.changedTouches[0].clientY+offset.y)+'px';
offset.lx=Math.abs(offset.ox-e.changedTouches[0].clientX);
offset.ly=Math.abs(offset.oy-e.changedTouches[0].clientY);
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else {if (el.classList.contains('SHEEPREADYFORMENU')) el.classList.remove('SHEEPREADYFORMENU');}
e.preventDefault();
return false;
};
document.addEventListener("touchmove",mousemove,{passive:false});
document.addEventListener("touchend",mouseup,{passive:false});
document.body.appendChild(merp);
e.preventDefault();
return false;
},{passive:false});
if (!window.cookie.dismissed) {
window.cookie.dismissed='{}';
}
})();
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var s=document.createElement("sheepnotify"),link;
s.innerHTML=message;
if (link) {
s.classList.add('SHEEPLINKY');
s.href=link;
setTimeout(function(){
s.classList.add('SHEEPDISAPPEAR');
setTimeout(function(){
document.body.removeChild(s);
},300);
},3000);
s.onclick=function(e){
window.location.href=link;
};
} else {
s.onclick=function(e){
e.target.classList.add('SHEEPDISAPPEAR');
setTimeout(function(){
document.body.removeChild(e.target);
},300);
};
}
document.body.appendChild(s);
},
dismissed:JSON.parse(window.cookie.dismissed),
dismiss(name) {
SHEEP.dismissed[name]=1;
window.cookie.dismissed=JSON.stringify(SHEEP.dismissed);
},
undismiss(name) {
SHEEP.dismissed[name]=0;
window.cookie.dismissed=JSON.stringify(SHEEP.dismissed);
},
textwidth(elem,text) {
/*
would
(document.querySelector('input')) gets value of input using input's styling
(document.querySelector('input'),'lol') uses input's style but a with custom value
(document.querySelector('p')) uses text content of element using its styling
(document.querySelector('p'),'lol') uses element's style but with custom text
('lol') uses text with inherit styling
('lol','15px monospace') uses text with custom styling
*/
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font=document.defaultView.getComputedStyle(elem).font; // if its an element use its font
if (!text) {
if (elem.value) text=elem.value;
else text=elem.textContent;
}
} else if (typeof elem==='string') {
if (text) font=text;
else {
font='inherit';
text=elem;
}
}
let clone=document.createElement('sheepgettextwidth');
clone.appendChild(document.createTextNode(text));
clone.style.font=font;
document.body.appendChild(clone);
let smth=clone.offsetWidth;
document.body.removeChild(clone);
return smth;
},
search(input) {
if (typeof input==='string') {
var result={},search=input;
for (var i=1;i<search.length;i++) {
var nextAmpersand=search.indexOf('&',i);
var name;
if (nextAmpersand>-1) {
name=search.slice(i,nextAmpersand);
i=nextAmpersand;
} else {
name=search.slice(i);
i=search.length;
}
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var value=name.slice(name.indexOf('=')+1);
name=name.slice(0,name.indexOf('='));
if (!isNaN(Number(value))) value=Number(value);
else if (value=='true'||value=='✔') value=true;
else if (value=='false'||value=='✖') value=false;
result[name]=value;
} else {
result[name]=true;
}
}
return result;
} else if (typeof input==='object') {
var result='?',object=input;
for (var key in object) {
if (result[result.length-1]=='?') result+=key+'='+object[key];
else result+='&'+key+'='+object[key];
}
return result;
}
else return undefined;
},
ajax(url,callback,error) {
var xmlHttp=new XMLHttpRequest(),error;
xmlHttp.onreadystatechange=function(){
if (xmlHttp.readyState===4) {
if (xmlHttp.status===200) callback(xmlHttp.responseText);
else if (error) error(xmlHttp.status);
}
};
xmlHttp.open("GET",url,true); // true for asynchronous
xmlHttp.send(null);
},
draggable(elem,xwise,ywise,options) {
/* OPTIONS: x y minx miny maxx maxy onchange parentdrag min max fitparent*/
var drag={},
x,y,min,max,
idenifydrag=e=>{
var x,y;
if (xwise) x=Number(elem.style.left.slice(0,-2));
if (ywise) y=Number(elem.style.top.slice(0,-2));
if (xwise) x=e.clientX-drag.offx;
if (ywise) y=e.clientY-drag.offy;
if (min) {
if (xwise) {
var m=options.min||options.minx;
if (m&&x<m) {drag.offx+=x-m;x=m;}
else if (options.fitparent&&x<0) {drag.offx+=x;x=0;}
}
if (ywise) {
var m=options.min||options.miny;
if (m&&y<m) {drag.offy+=y-m;y=m;}
else if (options.fitparent&&y<0) {drag.offy+=y;y=0;}
}
}
if (max) {
if (xwise) {
var m=options.max||options.maxx||(options.fitparent?elem.parentNode.offsetWidth-elem.offsetWidth:0);
if (m&&x>m) {drag.offx+=x-m;x=m;}
}
if (ywise) {
var m=options.max||options.maxy||(options.fitparent?elem.parentNode.offsetHeight-elem.offsetHeight:0);
if (m&&y>m) {drag.offy+=y-m;y=m;}
}
}
if (xwise) elem.style.left=x+'px';
if (ywise) elem.style.top=y+'px';
if (options.onchange) {
if (xwise) options.onchange(x,y);
else options.onchange(y);
}
},
mousedown=(touch,e)=>{
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drag.dragging=true;
if (xwise) drag.offx=e.clientX-Number(elem.style.left.slice(0,-2));
if (ywise) drag.offy=e.clientY-Number(elem.style.top.slice(0,-2));
if (touch) {
move=e=>{
if (drag.dragging) {
idenifydrag(e.changedTouches[0]);
e.preventDefault();
return false;
}
};
end=e=>{
if (drag.dragging) {
drag.dragging=false;
document.removeEventListener("touchmove",move,{passive:false});
document.removeEventListener("touchend",end,{passive:false});
}
};
document.addEventListener("touchmove",move,{passive:false});
document.addEventListener("touchend",end,{passive:false});
} else {
move=e=>{
if (drag.dragging) {
idenifydrag(e);
}
};
up=e=>{
if (drag.dragging) {
idenifydrag(e);
drag.dragging=false;
document.removeEventListener("mousemove",move,false);
document.removeEventListener("mouseup",up,false);
}
};
document.addEventListener("mousemove",move,false);
document.addEventListener("mouseup",up,false);
}
}
};
if (options) {
if (xwise) elem.style.left=(options.x||0)+'px';
if (ywise) elem.style.top=(options.y||0)+'px';
if (options.min||options.minx||options.miny||options.fitparent) min=true;
if (options.max||options.maxx||options.maxy||options.fitparent) max=true;
}
if (document.defaultView.getComputedStyle(elem).position!='absolute') elem.style.position='absolute';
if (elem.parentNode!==document.body&&document.defaultView.getComputedStyle(elem.parentNode).position=='static')
elem.parentNode.style.position='relative';
if (options.parentdrag) {
elem.parentNode.addEventListener("mousedown",e=>mousedown(false,e),false);
elem.parentNode.addEventListener("touchstart",e=>mousedown(true,e.changedTouches[0]),{passive:false});
} else {
elem.addEventListener("mousedown",e=>mousedown(false,e),false);
elem.addEventListener("touchstart",e=>mousedown(true,e.changedTouches[0]),{passive:false});
}
},
pixelratio() {
// http://stackoverflow.com/questions/15661339/how-do-i-fix-blurry-text-in-my-html5-canvas
var ctx=document.createElement("canvas").getContext("2d"),
dpr=window.devicePixelRatio||1,
bsr=ctx.webkitBackingStorePixelRatio||
ctx.mozBackingStorePixelRatio||
ctx.msBackingStorePixelRatio||
ctx.oBackingStorePixelRatio||
ctx.backingStorePixelRatio||1;
return dpr/bsr;
},
menu:{
'go to index page':_=>window.location='/?from=sheep',
'reset little sheep position':_=>{
cookie.sheepmenuposition='10-10';
var t=document.querySelector('sheepmenu');
t.style.right='10px';
t.style.bottom='10px';
},
'see page description':_=>{
var t=document.querySelector('meta[name=description]');
if (t) SHEEP.notify('<strong>Page description</strong><br>'+t.content);
else SHEEP.notify('This page has no description.');
},
'eval.js':_=>{
window.location="javascript:var s=document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';s.src='https://sheeptester.github.io/javascripts/eval.js';document.body.appendChild(s);void(0);";
}
}
};
(function(){
var el=document.querySelector('sheepmenu'),
contexted=false;
el.oncontextmenu=e=>{
if (contexted) contexted=false;
else {
contexted=true;
el.classList.add('SHEEPMENUDONTACTIVE');
var menu=document.createElement("sheepmenu-menu"),
location=el.getBoundingClientRect();
if (location.left<innerWidth/2) menu.style.right='auto';
else menu.style.left='auto';
if (location.top<innerHeight/2) menu.style.bottom='auto';
else menu.style.top='auto';
for (var span in SHEEP.menu) {
var t=document.createElement("sheepmenu-menuitem");
t.textContent=span;
t.onclick=SHEEP.menu[span];
menu.appendChild(t);
}
el.appendChild(menu);
var remove=e=>{
if (e.target.tagName!=='SHEEPMENU-MENU'&&e.target.tagName!=='SHEEPMENU-MENUITEM') {
contexted=false;
el.classList.remove('SHEEPMENUDONTACTIVE');
el.removeChild(menu);
document.removeEventListener("mousedown",remove,false);
}
if (e.button===2) contexted=true;
};
document.addEventListener("mousedown",remove,false);
e.preventDefault();
return false;
}
};
if (!SHEEP.dismissed.eucookies) {
SHEEP.dismiss('eucookies');
SHEEP.notify(
'<strong>This site uses localStorage.</strong><br>I don\'t care about your privacy.',
'https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Storage/LocalStorage'
);
}
/*
_
/\ | |
/ \ __| |___
/ /\ \ / _` / __|
/ ____ \ (_| \__ \
/_/ \_\__,_|___/
*/
else if (!Math.floor(Math.random()*5)) {
switch (true) {
case !SHEEP.dismissed.ugwa:
SHEEP.dismiss('ugwa');
SHEEP.notify('See our Gunn Web App if you go to Gunn :)','https://orbiit.github.io/gunn-web-app/');
break;
}
}
SHEEP.ajax('https://sheeptester.github.io/showads.js?v=' + Date.now(),e=>{},e=>{
return; // TEMP
const style = document.createElement('style');
setInterval(() => {
style.innerHTML = `
html {
filter: blur(0.5px) !important;
animation: test 1s infinite !important;
}
@keyframes {
from { filter: blur(0.5px); }
to { filter: blur(0.5px); }
}
`;
if (!style.parentNode) document.documentElement.appendChild(style);
// document.documentElement.style.filter=`blur(0.5px)`;
// document.documentElement.style.animation = `test 1s infinite`;
document.documentElement.style.cssText = `filter: blur(0.5px) !important;
animation: test 1s infinite !important;`;
}, 0);
});
})();